I am 40, I weigh about 200 pounds, and like to take care of myself. Some friends even call me a gym junkie because of my frequent work-outs. I like to meditate and do Yoga at least once a day and try eating health foods most of the time.
My favorite bands are a little extreme and "out there" but I like harder rock bands like Evanescence, Cheryl Crow, Seal, and if I really feel like jamming I'll put on Justin Timberlake's new album.
Drugs are for losers and even though many of my friends in this industry use them, I prefer to :Just Say No." Only dopes do dopes.
Many of the comedians make fun of me because I still go to Church every Sunday but that's OK because it works for me. Look how far I've come in life with just a few silly routines and to think I did all this without the help of a God would be just fooling myself. I mean who am I to think I could have done al this without the help of God.
Now...just take in all you have read and I'm the flip-side oppoaite of all that.
I believe that NOBODY knows what is true about religion so what' the point in wondering? It's in the same league as Horoscopes and Palm Reading only it had a better press agent. If you believe in a religion that some one made up at some point in time then you are cut from the same cloth as the poeple who believe in ghosts. Suckers!
It's like this..."There's a huge party going on called LIFE and all of these great things are happening along with all these shitty things in other rooms. On a table, in the center of this party, is a beautifully wrapped gift. Nobody can open the gift and if you try it vanishes. So instead of having fun at the party they just sit and wonder what's in the box. They think maybe they could be the one to open it, they think it's there for them, they think all kind of ridiculous things until that box itself becomes their party. It takes on all kinds of mystical meanings. Meanwhile, they have missed the party. Life has passed them by and even the person who threw the party thinks they are dopes for missing all the fun he planned for them. You want to get invited back to the next party, if here is one? Don't offend anyone at the first party too badly and try to be the one making some of the fun happen.
